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Farsuka Botha
From Patriotic Nigras
| Farsuka Botha | |
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| Power Word: | Coming Soon |
| Address: | Coming Soon |
| Age: | 21 |
| Date of Birth: | July 23, 1986 |
| Phone: | (443) 244-2032 |
| E-mail: | slimscotty1@hotmail.com |
| Second Life: | Farsuka Botha |
| SL Key: | |
| 2a1ee239-5a64-463e-a6fe-f8ba87d74c6f | |
| Other Info | |
Note: Lives with Parents (LOLOLOL).
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Farsuka Botha is an ex-leader of the PN that was formerly known as JWAN before he was stripped of his nigradom. Long story short, he was b& for massive amounts of drama, and left to yiff furcock "for the lulz" (actually to seek comfort from another furry, Windowlic Klaar) under his new sl name Farsuka Botha, despite the fact that Windowlic tried to out JWAN as a furry and get him raided by the nigras before. A week later he was trying to raid /i/ in exchange for over 9000 fursuit avs from Maldavius Figree's e-store.
He lives with his hick family in Maryland, USA, where he was caught attempting to suck dogcock irl. He typically sits around in his e-house, located in The Machina Sim, where he cuddles his BFF Arnold Sillanpaa changes Hibernian Yellowjacket's diaper while bitching about furnation and other irrelevant internal furry drama. Photographic evidence clearly shows that JWAN is the woman in any furry relationship he's involed in.
He is known to fellate ex-pns and SPAIS while claiming to not actually be a furry. Also he claims to run a SUPER SRS SEKRIT INFORMATIONS SPAI NETWORK with his BFF YARA, possibly powered by Maldavius Figree's ECHELON GRIEFER TRACKING SYSTEMS. He spends his days looking for a way to get e-revenge on the nigras.
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The Breakup
Long story short, Arnold wanted to travel around SL, see new and interesting dogcocks, and make shit, JWAN wanted to sit around and play house for 10 hours a day. One day, Arnold Sillanpaa was tired of JWAN complaining that he didn't spend enough time with him, and they broke up. JWAN's new furry bff is Hibernian Yellowjacket, a known diaperfur and gaiafag.
Kicked out of FCTC
One day, JWAN decided that it wasn't enough to spend his days cursing the nigras from the diaper-filled bedroom of his e-house, and decided to ass-kiss his way into the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew, another trolling group, probably to find their psyop accounts and out them to fellow furries. After sucking a sufficient number of dicks he was let in, and couldn't shut up about it in DogDick Land. Once FCTC became aware of who he was, drama exploded, and when JWAN wasn't BAWWWWWing, he was trying to use his dick-sucking skills to take over FCTC, asking individual admins to side with him and b& all furry haters, he was simply lol'd at and fursecuted and banned for his faggotry.
What To Expect
If you interrupt his scritching in SL, he will attempt to countertroll you with his furfaggotry (yelling "yiff", offering to have e-sex), hoping you will simply leave in disgust, if this fails, he will pull a Prokofy and parcel b& you, then go tell the lindens. If you piss him off enough, he might even try to claim he is, in fact, you, or that you defected to the furry side (See #Gallery) (He's done this with Zuki, Nigra Lynch, and a few others in a lulz.net thread in order to get some furfags to suck his inexistent e-penis).
Diaperfur
Sure enough, like many furries (including Windowlic Klaar), JWAN eventually had a sexual craving for babyfurs and their diapers. JWAN satisfied his fetish partly by picking a babyfur internets BF, Hibernian Yellowjacket, along with the occasional furpile with regular babyfurs.
<@FrizzleFry101> all roads in furfaggotry lead to diapers <@FrizzleFry101> jwan just took a shortcut
An example of this diaperfur faggotry
[12:39] Farsuka Botha: come back on the soooffaaaa :P [12:39] Connected [12:39] Hibernian Yellowjacket: My cock was extremely hard and leaking pre, but was trapped in the confines of the noisy, crinkly diaper. I won't lie. I liked it. It was a new feeling of both being dominated harshly and treated carefully at the same time. He pushed in and out of me in swift motions. A wet squishy noise was added to the crinkly noises from the diaper with each thrust. The entire scene was amazing.
Quotes and Epic Fail
JWAN Gets Kicked Out of FCTC
JWAN being questioned by a FCTC mod.
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FCTC Guy: You DO sound quite butthurt
FCTC Guy: Not the friend thing, but everything in general
Slimscotty/Jwan: lol, i could care less right now, i just don't feel like being raided
Slimscotty/Jwan: All its going to do
Slimscotty/Jwan: is cause moar drama
Slimscotty/Jwan: which right noa i wanna get away from
Slimscotty/Jwan: Its alot moar lulzy when im butthurt
Slimscotty/Jwan: Its alot moar lulzy when im butthurt
Slimscotty/Jwan: because ill spurt random shit out like i did when i was pissed at pn the first time
FCTC Guy: "because ill spurt random shit out like i did when i was pissed at pn the first time"
"out like i did when i was pissed at pn the first time"
"when i was pissed at pn the first time"
JWAN apparently considers [[Maldavius Figtree]] to be a friend.
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FCTC Guy: "He tried to raid /i/"
Slimscotty/Jwan: Lol, nope
Slimscotty/Jwan: Spamming it because i didn't want a friend to get irl raided != Raiding
Dramas
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Slimscotty/Jwan: No, they raided me before i became a furry also
Slimscotty/Jwan: I know that I'm not gunna be a FCTC anymoar
Slimscotty/Jwan: i just ask for respect
Slimscotty/Jwan: You know i'm not like the other furfags
JWAN attempts to simply lie into Mordor.
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FCTC Guy: It it true you were b& for causing drama?
Slimscotty/Jwan: No
Slimscotty/Jwan: i left
Slimscotty/Jwan: then they b& me
Slimscotty/Jwan: i just left with a shitton of drama left behind
Slimscotty/Jwan: Most of the drama was because i left a note calling them all furfags and dramawhores
Slimscotty/Jwan: then like 6 or so PN's left with me
Slimscotty/Jwan: and that caused moar drama
Slimscotty/Jwan: you can ask bevans about it
FCTC Guy: Can't say I'm sure if I can trust you, after hearing what a PN member had to say.
Slimscotty/Jwan: Which one?
FCTC Guy: Frizzle.
Slimscotty/Jwan: oh lawd
Slimscotty/Jwan: he has been out to get me
Slimscotty/Jwan: since i told him he is a faggort
CORRECTION
- Slimscotty/Jwan: then like 6 or so PN's left with me --No.
- Slimscotty/Jwan says: since i told him he is a faggort --Actually he said FrizzleFry was a furry.
AND BEST OF ALL
Slimscotty/Jwan: im done with /b/ and the chans Nigston: kk Nigston: enjoy your dogcock Nigston: and amounts of fail Slimscotty/Jwan: I will
JWAN attempts to stop griefers
[14:34] Farsuka Botha: Why don't you just set it so that people under like 2 weeks cant get in [14:35] Mark Lock: well too many restrictions [14:35] Mark Lock: please come in fried ty [14:35] Farsuka Botha: i can tell you who it is lulz [14:35] Farsuka Botha: and i can get you the code for it [14:35] Mark Lock: MIlosh Otsuka [14:35] Farsuka Botha: no [14:35] Farsuka Botha: his PN name [14:36] Farsuka Botha: deadlycodec [14:37] Farsuka Botha: and there really isn't much i can do, take 9/11 for example, i wasn't even able to orbit people [14:37] Farsuka Botha: and i have no banlink powers yet [14:38] Mark Lock: ok please just keep your eyes open [14:38] Mark Lock: and report back [14:38] Mark Lock: what is deadlycodec ? [14:38] Farsuka Botha: a PN member [14:38] Farsuka Botha: he is testing his new weapon [14:39] Mark Lock: anything to do with MIlosh Otsuka? [14:39] Farsuka Botha: that is him [14:40] Mark Lock: did you spell his name correctly ? [14:40] Farsuka Botha: No [14:40] Farsuka Botha: its full of 1337 letters [14:40] Mark Lock: deadlycodec doesnt exist [14:40] Farsuka Botha: leeme get it for you [14:40] Mark Lock: k [14:41] Farsuka Botha: d3adlyc0d3c [14:41] Farsuka Botha: is his PN name [14:41] Farsuka Botha: Milosh Otsuka is his SL name [14:41] Mark Lock: second name ? [14:41] Farsuka Botha: d3adlyc0d3c is his name in the Patrioticnigras [14:42] Farsuka Botha: Milosh Otsuka is the account he is using to grief [14:42] Farsuka Botha: he doesn't have any alts [14:42] Mark Lock: ok [14:42] Mark Lock: ty
JWAN discusses haxxoring the furry haters
JWAN = SlimScotty
[21:16] SlimScotty: go to furnation [21:16] SlimScotty: that is where all us furs hang out [21:16] tkblade93: i know that [21:16] tkblade93: wait [21:16] tkblade93: in SL? [21:16] SlimScotty: Yea [21:16] tkblade93: oh cool [21:17] tkblade93: any bashers attack? [21:17] SlimScotty: yeah:( [21:17] tkblade93: :/ [21:17] tkblade93: my friend knows how to poison ips [21:17] tkblade93: i could get him on and ahem deal with the bashers [21:17] SlimScotty: and scubasteve? [21:17] tkblade93: yea probably [21:18] tkblade93: i could keylog em ^^ [21:18] SlimScotty: yeah [21:18] tkblade93: like its something you will always be [21:18] tkblade93: scuba steve and other asshole trolls [21:18] tkblade93: say [21:18] tkblade93: go kill yourself [21:18] tkblade93: thats the solution [21:18] tkblade93: an hero [21:18] SlimScotty: that is horrible
Gallery
 JWAN's fursona, minus the diaper. |
 JWAN's sekrit Machina house, marked with a big red target. |
 One of JWAN's many fursuits, so emo that it bleeds dogcocks. |
 JWAN and Arnold, before the breakup and heartbreak |
 JWAN's last post on the PN forum before b&, showing his raep from the admins, furries aren't allowed to have dignity. |
 No wonder Arnold left him, no one wants to spend 10 hours in FailLife to play house with JWAN |
 JWAN (SlimScotty) discusses getting e-revenge on NigraLynch |
 so i herd jwan lieks boxes in his e-house. |
 I'M IN UR E-HOUSE, BLOCKING UR FUCKBED. |
 Fuckbed's Closed, due to United States Postal Service. |
 JWAN attempts to get PN v&. |
 JWAN says he's not JWAN. |
