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Maldavius Figtree
From Patriotic Nigras
The Reigning King of Butthurt
WITNESS MALDAVIUS IN ACTION Slut Load mirror
On 7:12 pm est on october 19th MALDY TRIED TO BAWWWWWLEET THIS PAGE, SHOW HIM WE LIKE HIM TOO WITH THOUSANDS OF BOXES.
| Maldavius Figtree | |
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 Reigning King of Butthurt
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| Power Word: | Jason Thor Hall |
| Address: | (Home) 14462 Pinewood Rd Tustin, CA 92780-6926 |
| Phone: | (Home) 714-731-1892 (Cell) 714-931-2315 |
| E-mail: | jasonthorhall@gmail.com |
| Second Life: | Maldavius Figtree |
| SL Key: | |
| c475a82e-2d9e-463d-85ad-6441f8c1ff35 | |
Maldavius Fagtree sells e-land in Second Life to fellow furfags. He claims that he is only a furry to boost his sales in a furry-dominated game, while his intimate e-relationships with other furries suggest otherwise. He also rents out land named and themed after a popular TV series (LOL COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONZ). But he doesn't stop there.
No, the fun is just beginning!
Over 100 years ago, maldy tried to follow nigras around and gather SUPER SEKRIT RAID INFORMATIONS to please Frontier Linden, and attempted to track them with his ECHELON GRIEFER TRACKING SYSTEMS, of course this failed in the end, and now he's just another victim.
Maldavius is also a former member secret sex slave of the faggot-filled Justice League Unlimited, or maybe it was the Green Lantern Core. Whatever the group is, he's into wearing tight neoprene suits and maybe even has a thing with The Whale. Speaking of suits, he also sells thousands of shitty fursuits on his property (gave some to Jesus Was A Nigra after some heavy yiffing and trading sekrit nigra information), which ensures that his place is permanently targeted with around 20 ICBMs 20 kilotons of AIDS and FIRE long after he stopped being relavent as an anti-greifer groupie to the nigras.
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DRAMA
Maldy can also be considered the Reigning King of Srs Bsns in SL. Wherever he is in the game, he'll cause some kind of business drama.
Woodbury
He went as far as enrolling in the real life Woodbury University in an attempt to gain control over the Woodbury Sim that was planned at the time after it got shut down initially. Yes, that's right folks, he actually went as far as enrolling in a 22k a year school to get control over something in a fake world. He has backstabbed countless people, even harassing people in real life, and getting others to harass them outside of SL until they drop out of of the game, one way or another. This little faggot also uses the PN vamp script on whatever site he happens to be butthurt at. Somehow, he's managed to skirt past all the ToS violations he's broken. It's either because he's a furry (when he wants to admit to it, he's like a light switch on this subject, though, given how easily butthurt he gets, anything he says about not being a furry is a lie.) He was kicked off the Woodbury project due to his faggotry and vowed "Woodbury will never return" and holed himself up in his two horribly designed sims.
BNT
Intlib paid Maldy to build a orientation island of some sort, Maldy, beins more srs bns than Intlib, wanted some sort of copyright over the SL Island. Intlib decided to not give the furfag any sort of ownership over the island he payed to have made, so Maldy decended into furfag rage and used his build permissions to fuck up the island, like with Woodbury. Since then the 2 have exchanged attempts at getting eachother b&, occasionally pausing to give Maldy time to frame Frontier Linden for sexual luring.
Frontier Linden
While he was underageb&, Maldy was e-married to Frontier Linden's other account, Effsey Nelson, but after he broke up with Maldy, he tried to claim that Frontier was trying to have him move in with him and run a gas station together. This, combined with his constant banhammer abuse, caused Frontier to be demoted and lose his banhammer powers, leading to epic bananaphone rape.
Dark Sphere Creations
A faggery daggery doo fake internet roleplay company that makes fagsuits that come pre-stained with shit and cum. It was started by Fagtree after he was b& from IntBlubber's group after giving his sims the Woodbury Treatment. He was put onto the SLH for some stupid drama bullshit that nobody cares about, and nobody should care about. Like anything Fagtree ever cares about, it will most likely end in raep.
Faggot
| “ | Does he go somewhere private, perhaps a convenient secret mainland plot? Nope. He textfucks right there in Machina, in a dark sphere (fitting, ain't it?) right there above his main store. By "right there" I mean approximately 700 meters up, but you get the idea. He has a horrible looking wood-textured "apartment" up there, complete with a sex bed he insists is "only for cuddling," though many can demonstrate otherwise. We've all got screenshots. Don't get too close if you want to take a gander, though, he has a gigantic scanner in the middle of the sphere that teleports anyone home who gets too near. Luckily, draw distance can be set to more than 96m. | „ |
| —Anonymous, | ||
Also Zooaphile
| “ | Creamsicle colored huskies really turn me on, especially those fluffy, curly tails. ^_^ | „ |
| —Maldavius Figtree, | ||
For more information, see his profile on a site that lists furry kinks for easier yiffing.
Maldy In Irl
A huge Blizzard fangirl, Jason's father, Joeyray Hall, worked on the original starcraft. Jason himself was an intern game tester at Blizzard and hopes to work in the gaming industry. He had a job for a bit up until he was fired, most likly due to trying to yiff and BAWWWWW with the computers.
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While daddy was developing starcraft, and testing it on his kid, son was primarily working in the warehouse getting reamed by the Blizzardfag warehouse manager. He was so traumatized by the experience that now he can't leave the house at all, and has panic attacks when someone talks about coming over. | „ |
| —Anonymous, | ||
Maldy's Song
WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP SOME STAY DRY AND MY ASS FEELS THE PAIN WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP A FURFAG RAEPD WILL CRY BEFORE THE PEEN WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP MY FATHER SAYS IT CAN'T BE HERE AGAIN WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP SECOND LIFE MAKES YOU WONDER WHERE IT WENT WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP BUILD A SIM AND SAY MY WORLD IS SAFE WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP ZOOM THE CAMERA OUT AND SEE THE YIFF WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP MY HOUSE TO BE BOXED IN YESTERDAY WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP ONLY IN THE PAST IS WHAT THEY SAY WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP RAISED MY FURFAG SIM INSURANCE RATES WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP MAKES ME HAPPY LIVING IN DAD'S GATE WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP MADE ME PLAY STARCRAFT THE OTHER DAY WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP MADE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP SEMEN QUICKLY CRASHING THROUGH MY VEINS WAREHOUSE RAEEEEPP USING YIFF TO FAIL AT LIFE AGAIN
What To Expect
Maldy is a walking pile of hypocrisy. He will claim that he knows SecondLife is only a game and it is not serious business, but he will get serious fucking fast if you drop the e-peens on his sims. He will claim he will not AR you, while he begs Soft Linden on im to help him.
BAWWWWW
ITT maldy doesn't know how to use "bawwwww".
[23:23] Maldavius Figtree: (Saved Sat Nov 24 21:37:19 2007) cunt [23:23] Maldavius Figtree: (Saved Sat Nov 24 23:51:45 2007) cunt [23:23] me: wut [23:23] Maldavius Figtree: Your a fucking cunt :P [23:23] me: I know [23:24] me: but what's with the telling me about it [23:24] Maldavius Figtree: Dude why did you get fgts to raid Ciels wedding on my sim [23:24] me: .. [23:24] me: lulz [23:24] Maldavius Figtree: It was the pic YOU MADE that they griefed her with faggot [23:24] Maldavius Figtree: dont play shit [23:24] me: I gave that to everyone, fgt. [23:24] Maldavius Figtree: And they just bombed my fucking sim with it during her wedding [23:24] me: lulz [23:24] Maldavius Figtree: and now shes bawwing and most likely going to move out [23:24] Maldavius Figtree: You fail [23:24] me: no, I win. [23:24] Maldavius Figtree: seriously [23:25] me: srrrrrrsly [23:25] Maldavius Figtree: klawl baww moar
I must note the above quote.... what the fuck kind of dumbass is Maldy?!?!?! "She moved out, so you fail!" lolwut? - RoFLKOPTr
BAAAWWWW MOAR
[19:04] Maldavius Figtree: Bill [19:04] Maldavius Figtree: We need to talk [19:04] Bill O'riely: oh? [19:04] Bill O'riely: whats up [19:04] Maldavius Figtree: Your not going to like what I have to say at all [19:05] Maldavius Figtree: Alright well, you know the video on the PN site of me? [19:05] Bill O'riely: I heard about it, but I was never curious enough to look [19:06] Maldavius Figtree: Well the truth is Chris Hanson took that video of me, a few weeks after you guys got together him and I did stuff. I have logs of it all and honestly at this point I think he showed me affection only to give information to the PN. I didnt tell anyone because I dont let people know I am bi [19:06] Maldavius Figtree: He wanted to cam but wouldnt get on himself [19:06] Maldavius Figtree: Recorded me [19:06] Maldavius Figtree: And gave it to them weeks later [19:07] Bill O'riely: what proof do you have that it was Chris Hanson? [19:08] Maldavius Figtree: Everyone in the PN says it was him. I have a spy alt in there and I have been good friends with the leader of the PNs girlfriend for around a year and a half. As well as half the tenants in Machina being either ex or active PN members [19:08] Maldavius Figtree: Also the same week the video came out Chris Hanson unfriended me [19:08] Maldavius Figtree: He has denied it all however [19:08] Maldavius Figtree: The video is the same as what I was doing when it was with Chris Hanson :P I remember my own actions [19:09] Maldavius Figtree: He denied giving it to them but I know what I did on cam with him :/ [19:09] Maldavius Figtree: Needless to say I am exceedingly unhappy. [19:10] Maldavius Figtree: I told him yesterday [19:10] Maldavius Figtree: That he had 24 hours to remove the video [19:10] Maldavius Figtree: Or I would blow this shit open [19:10] Maldavius Figtree: Within an hour my sims were attacked by PN [19:10] Maldavius Figtree: They havent attacked me in two months [19:11] Maldavius Figtree: This is getting beyond idiotic [19:11] Bill O'riely: regardless I do know who took the video [19:11] Bill O'riely: I also know who edited the video [19:11] Bill O'riely: and neither were Chris Hanson [19:12] Bill O'riely: I will point out to you also [19:12] Maldavius Figtree: Then who was it if your so in the know :/ [19:12] Bill O'riely: that getting on cam with someone [19:12] Bill O'riely: regardless of who they are [19:12] Bill O'riely: regardless of what it might be about [19:12] Bill O'riely: is always riskey [19:12] Bill O'riely: especially pertaining to things of a sexual nature [19:12] Maldavius Figtree: Bill, what do you know [19:13] Bill O'riely: most everything [19:13] Bill O'riely: but thats my job [19:13] Bill O'riely: is to know [19:13] Maldavius Figtree: Then what is going on Bill? [19:13] Bill O'riely: the video was recorded by a Zod [19:13] Maldavius Figtree: Zod? [19:13] Maldavius Figtree: I dont know anyone named Zod [19:13] Bill O'riely: he's been in and out of SL for a long time [19:13] Maldavius Figtree: So someone has been lying to you [19:13] Bill O'riely: no [19:13] Maldavius Figtree: It was Chris Hanson bill :P [19:13] Bill O'riely: Zod hacked Chris' computer [19:14] Bill O'riely: and told me himself [19:14] Maldavius Figtree: Bullshit [19:14] Maldavius Figtree: I call lies [19:14] Bill O'riely: cause I'm friends with Zod [19:14] Bill O'riely: and the video was edited by frizzle [19:14] Maldavius Figtree: Thats a lie [19:14] Maldavius Figtree: Want to know why? [19:14] Bill O'riely: no thats not a lie [19:14] Maldavius Figtree: I was talking to Chris Hanson on voice during it [19:14] Maldavius Figtree: Yes it is [19:14] Bill O'riely: because I'm friends with Frizzle also [19:15] Maldavius Figtree: I was on voice with Chris Hanson Bill [19:15] Maldavius Figtree: The whole time [19:15] Maldavius Figtree: So it is a lie [19:15] Maldavius Figtree: Try again [19:15] Bill O'riely: talk to Frizzle [19:15] Bill O'riely: for that video [19:15] Bill O'riely: Mal [19:15] Maldavius Figtree: Bill, I was on voice with Chris Hanson [19:15] Bill O'riely: you really don't have anyone to blame but yourself [19:15] Maldavius Figtree: During it [19:15] Bill O'riely: honestly [19:15] Bill O'riely: no one forced you to [19:16] Maldavius Figtree: So you are saying that someone hacked his computer, and emulated his voice? [19:16] Maldavius Figtree: Thats pretty fucking epic dude, honestly that you believe that shit. [19:16] Bill O'riely: no [19:16] Bill O'riely: I'm saying he recorded the stream [19:16] Bill O'riely: via Chris's computer [19:16] Bill O'riely: when Chris was unaware [19:16] Maldavius Figtree: Not buying it [19:16] Bill O'riely: then don't [19:16] Bill O'riely: I'm not saying you have to [19:17] Bill O'riely: I'm telling you what happened [19:17] Bill O'riely: and I don't like threats being tossed at mates of mine [19:17] Bill O'riely: so [19:17] Maldavius Figtree: Oh and yes this is why Chris Hanson went to others and gloated about it before the video came out [19:17] Maldavius Figtree: Really slick dude [19:17] Bill O'riely: Mal [19:17] Bill O'riely: your lying [19:17] Bill O'riely: and your horrible at it [19:17] Maldavius Figtree: Your information doesnt add up [19:17] Maldavius Figtree: He told Fiona dumbass [19:17] Maldavius Figtree: Before the video came out [19:17] Maldavius Figtree: She doesnt lie to me [19:17] Maldavius Figtree: Ive known her two years :P [19:18] Bill O'riely: so you think [19:18] Bill O'riely: regardless mal [19:18] Bill O'riely: tell whoever you want [19:18] Bill O'riely: it doesn't bother me [19:18] Bill O'riely: I know what happened and what went on [19:18] Bill O'riely: and you don't exactly have the best standing [19:18] Bill O'riely: in any SL community [19:18] Bill O'riely: first it was Int [19:18] Bill O'riely: and he is a douche [19:19] Maldavius Figtree: lol int is a douche [19:19] Bill O'riely: but when you walked all over Wingless [19:19] Maldavius Figtree: Oh god Bill this is saddening [19:19] Bill O'riely: someone who was supposed to be your friend [19:19] Bill O'riely: I lost all my respect for you [19:19] Maldavius Figtree: Thats fine, I could care less [19:19] Bill O'riely: I know [19:19] Bill O'riely: and its why your a worthless person [19:20] Maldavius Figtree: Not in the least [19:20] Bill O'riely: no really [19:20] Maldavius Figtree: You are just blind to the truth Bill [19:20] Bill O'riely: ask around [19:20] Maldavius Figtree: And its saddening [19:20] Bill O'riely: someone who isn't a yes man Mal [19:20] Bill O'riely: ask [19:20] Bill O'riely: you know what Fiona says [19:20] Bill O'riely: when she stops by [19:20] Bill O'riely: "BAAAAAAAWWWW how many watched the video [19:20] Bill O'riely: she tells us all your dirty secrets [19:20] Bill O'riely: and how upset the video made you [19:21] Bill O'riely: and how you baaaawed over it [19:21] Bill O'riely: so [19:21] Bill O'riely: maybe you should rethink [19:21] Bill O'riely: exactly whats going on [19:21] Bill O'riely: and whos telling the truth [19:21] Maldavius Figtree: Of course bill, honestly I dont buy it for a moment :3 You have the wool pulled over your eyes but thats fine. Enjoy the box you have placed your mind in. [19:22] Bill O'riely: I'm glad we had a talk though [19:23] Maldavius Figtree: btw [19:23] Maldavius Figtree: her reply to your accusations [19:23] Maldavius Figtree: [19:22] Fiona Apple: Ahahaha [19:22] Fiona Apple: such faggots lololol [19:23] Maldavius Figtree: So enjoy [19:23] Maldavius Figtree: Im out dude [19:23] Maldavius Figtree: Seeya around [19:24] Bill O'riely: have a good 4th
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk lulzy
Gallery
 MALDY HAET BOXES. |
 SO I HERD U LIEK BUTTSECKS. |
 Yearbook pic. |
 Fagtree ingame, attempting to deal with a GREIFER on his lawn. |
 Fagtree seducing you,"Would you fuck me, I'd fuck me." |
 Fagtree, ready for yiffin'. |
 He could at least take his shoes off. WAIT IS THAT JWAN? |
 See? Just cuddling. Also, creamsicle huskie. |
 OM NOM NOM |
 Incoming RAEP? |
 Maldy loev hermcock |
