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Plexus Linden
From Patriotic Nigras
| Just as bonked. Plexus Linden is now our puppet, and b&'s our enemies. |
| Plexus Linden | |
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 HURRR I R SUPERLINDEN DRR
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| Other Aliases: | Mr. Seizureball |
| Second Life: | Plexus Linden |
| SL Key: | |
| 2b907aaa-87c0-499f-84a0-0c43ce52d99f | |
To prove they were an equal opportunity employer, Linden Labs was forced by the government to hire a certain kind of person in order to prevent the government from raping them in the ass with affirmative action lawsuits.
Thus, Plexus Linden was hired onto the Linden staff and placed in a position where they thought he couldn't possibly cause any actual damage.
LOL WHOOPS.
As it turns out, they made him a member of the b&hammer squad, more commonly known as the G-Team, the losers who spend all day reading Abuse Reports and BAWWWWW from butthurt furfags when you fill their e-house with bouncing cubes. Newest of the Newfag Lindens, Plexus types like he's a lobotomized /b/tard.
Unable to actually read and comprehend basic English, Plexus just b&s whoever the Justice League Unlimited tells him to, making him a tool of the highest magnitude. This greatly upsets Kalel Venkman, as he no longer gets to offer his Spandex-clad ass to furry Lindens to be yiffed in order to wield influence over their weak-willed asses.
[16:31] Plexus Linden: u nigars are pathetic [16:31] ????????????: Excuse me? [16:31] Plexus Linden: oh btw n3x51 retired [16:31] ????????????: Who are you calling a "nigar," you racist fuck? [16:31] Plexus Linden: adn now ur site is donw!!! [16:32] Plexus Linden: u guys are finshde [16:32] ????????????: Uh, are you retarded? [16:32] ????????????: The site went back up two days ago. [16:32] Plexus Linden: suuure keep lying [16:32] ????????????: Oh, Christ. [16:32] ????????????: I can't believe LL hired a retard like you.
We, The Patriotic Nigras, are happy to present to you, "Writings of a Deranged Madman: The Plexus Linden Chronicles" [19:10] Plexus Linden: stop! [19:10] Plexus Linden: Delete the cubes and leave the sim, or i will range ban your ass and you will never see another griefing day [19:11] ?????????????: Orly? Do I sense some rage within your text sir. [19:11] Plexus Linden: God damnnigger im going to range ban your ass [19:11] ?????????????: Butthurt of mass levels, enjoy mah cubes. [19:11] Plexus Linden: haha your neverf gonna see a damn day of sl eveir again [19:11] ?????????????: Plexus, take the dildo out of your ass and lrn2spell english. [19:12] Plexus Linden: why cant we ban you? [19:12] Plexus Linden: what the hell. [19:12] ?????????????: The lulz is way to strong with the force sir, mah nigger cock is closin your base. [19:12] Plexus Linden: your fucked, i swear to god!!!!! [19:12] ?????????????: rage rage rage ragggeee!!!!!!! Plexus didn't like his inclusion here: [19:28] Plexus Linden: that is not funy on bit ill range ban roflcpter also
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Introduction to the PN
Plexus was a nobody until N3X15 caged him with a seizureball while wearing a crossdressing hitler av.
He was playing with his W-Hat BFFs in the Waterhead sim, blissfully unaware of the PN, when he noticed his BFFs disappearing in Seizureballs and smashing into one another. A fat cross-dressing hitler in a wheelchair weilding glowsticks was disrupting his playtime, and his mother said he had 5 minutes left on the computer before he had to go to bed. He threw himself into a screaming, pounding downs rage, teleported in front of the brave Nigra to do battle, and got cage'd. (He banned the nigra, but not before being forced to grief everyone by the seizureball.)
Daily Routine
In between diaperchanges, Plexus hangs with his fuckbuddies in the Justice League Unlimited, at Sandbox Cordova where he dicks around in their fancy new skybox and yiffs with the Green Lantern Core when they come to visit.
He apparently wasn't around during the Frontier Linden days and doesn't realize that b&ing a client hash can't stop the Nigras, even though it's his SUPER SEKRIT PLAN FOR STOPPING THE PESKY PLUMBERS ONCE AND FOR ALL. It is surmised that the forced update to the 1.19.0.5 client was because he banned the old client hash during a downs rage.
Chats
Plexus makes LL look like a bunch of butthurt kids.
[19:10] Plexus Linden: stop! [19:10] Plexus Linden: Delete the cubes and leave the sim, or i will range ban your ass and you will never see another griefing day [19:11] ?????????????: Orly? Do I sense some rage within your text sir. [19:11] Plexus Linden: God damnnigger im going to range ban your ass [19:11] ?????????????: Butthurt of mass levels, enjoy mah cubes. [19:11] Plexus Linden: haha your neverf gonna see a damn day of sl eveir again [19:11] ?????????????: Plexus, take the dildo out of your ass and lrn2spell english. [19:12] Plexus Linden: why cant we ban you? [19:12] Plexus Linden: what the hell. [19:12] ?????????????: The lulz is way to strong with the force sir, mah nigger cock is closin your base. [19:12] Plexus Linden: your fucked, i swear to god!!!!! [19:12] ?????????????: rage rage rage ragggeee!!!!!!!
[20:56] Plexus Linden: Hey! [20:56] Plexus Lax: your funny [20:57] Plexus Linden: I see that Nx315 had to sell his stuff [20:57] Plexus Lax: i believe all im told on games [20:57] Plexus Linden: his parents kicking him out [20:57] Plexus Linden: and i am sure.. u all are gonna avenge his passing [20:57] Plexus Linden: wooohoo@ [20:57] Plexus Linden: and obody cares!!! [20:57] Plexus Linden: wooohoo@ [20:57] Plexus Linden: and obody cares!!! [20:57] Plexus Linden: LOL...hahahaha [20:57] Plexus Lax: all a joke he is like a 24yr old LL employee] [20:57] Plexus Linden: ,, no [20:57] Plexus Lax: really [20:57] Plexus Lax: yup [20:57] Plexus Lax: shhhh [20:57] Plexus Linden: he isnt actually [20:57] Plexus Linden: hahaha [20:57] Plexus Lax: yes [20:57] Plexus Linden: he pwnd u [20:57] Plexus Lax: for real dude [20:57] Plexus Linden: nope [20:57] Plexus Lax: so like I said maybe [20:57] Plexus Lax: come over to our side [20:58] Plexus Linden: trust me [20:58] Plexus Linden: trust me [20:58] Plexus Lax: hehehe [20:58] Plexus Linden: lives with his parents and he is 19 or so [20:58] Plexus Linden: maybe 20 [20:58] Plexus Lax: well ya know this is all in fun man [20:58] Plexus Lax: they made a game with all this in it [20:58] Plexus Lax: that is a greeat thing [20:58] Plexus Linden: more fun when u are having buttsecks in jail! Yeah! [20:58] Plexus Linden: put that in your stupid blog.. all twisted and stuff [20:58] Plexus Linden: oh! [20:58] Plexus Linden: hey! [20:58] Plexus Linden: oh! [20:58] Plexus Linden: hey! [20:58] Plexus Lax: jail? [20:58] Plexus Lax: for what? [20:59] Plexus Lax: hahaha [20:59] Plexus Lax: playing a game [20:59] Plexus Linden: tell Deadly... to stop baaawwwing if u all still talk with him [20:59] Plexus Linden: kinda tired of it [20:59] Plexus Lax: thousands of us on here doing this man [20:59] Plexus Linden: nah [20:59] Plexus Linden: not thousands [20:59] Plexus Lax: yes i talk with them daily man [20:59] Plexus Linden: and I only care about a handful of ya! [20:59] Plexus Lax: what [20:59] Plexus Linden: Yeah! Wooohoo! [20:59] Plexus Lax: im special [20:59] Plexus Linden: tell him Plexus is tired of him baaawwwing [20:59] Plexus Linden: and he needs to not have esex with guys [21:00] Plexus Linden: eSex [21:00] Plexus Linden: Huuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [21:00] Plexus Lax: really if I am doin any real harm in a vertual game i will stop man imn not a criminal [21:00] Plexus Linden: buh bye..see yaz
Downs
Here is a classic example of Downs Rage:
